The Standard Deviations at the Feast Picnic in the Park - 30th November 2003:

if you're a user
of words like loser
please don't call
and if your savage wit'll pounce
on every word I mispronounce
than darling
please don't call
if you demean her
don't know the name of your cleaner
please don't call

(please don't call © bennett)